| Thursday, March 11th, 2010 |
8:31 pm
[mercede02]
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Language Barriers
On the 28 headed toward Geary, I overheard an interesting conversation between middle school girls: Girl 1: *says something in Spanish* Girl 2: "OMG I didn't know you spoke Chinese!" Girl 1: "I don't speak Chinese. You are stupid." Girl 2: "What did you say?" Girl 1: "I said 'Shut the f*@* up'." Girl 2: "But that was in not English, right? It was another language?" Ahh, the future leaders of this country. |
| Sunday, March 7th, 2010 |
10:54 pm
[fotornalez_drif]
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Cafe Cole (the haight)
"Calling me is not the answer. It's actually part of the problem." - middle-aged white woman walking a bloated medium sized dog, while holding the phone away from her head. Current Mood:  horny |
| Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 |
1:52 pm
[artemisian42]
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You better not pout, you better not cry....
A woman in front of me waving some kind of literature in her hand abruptly says to a man in a wheelchair crossing in front of us, "We burn the handicapped, too! You better be good! That's right, you better be good! We'll burn the handicapped, too!" Current Mood: amused and yet befuddled |
| Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 |
1:26 pm
[septimusette]
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"Marrying him is not the problem. Living with him is the problem." Current Mood: amused |
| Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 |
4:33 pm
[fancy_sheets]
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Some guy talking about how he doesn't like smokers: Obama smokes. That's exactly why I didn't vote for him. |
| Saturday, December 5th, 2009 |
2:33 pm
[lnghnds]
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| Friday, November 6th, 2009 |
5:19 pm
[razor_dolly]
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limpdick
Guy walking down the street with friends the other night: "...That's why i have a special seat. If you ride a lot it totally crushes your balls and makes your dick go limp!" |
| Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 |
3:50 pm
[lnghnds]
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Nope, only buttplugs
Guy: Hey, you guys sell tickets here? --Overheard at the Independent box office. |
| Monday, October 19th, 2009 |
8:05 am
[lnghnds]
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How much for a dozen?
1st Woman: Wait, how does it work again? 2nd Woman: It's a good deal! You buy one and get half off another. 1st Woman: [pause] We're still talking about the gynecologist? --Overheard @ SFSU |
| Monday, October 12th, 2009 |
1:38 pm
[latemodel]
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A young man is smoking on BART, apparently in a daze. After being admonished by the train operator, he gets off at the next station and sits down on a bench on the platform (also a no-smoking area). After the guy gets off, one of the other passengers says, "Man, you see the damndest crackheads in this city. I should make a movie, 'Incredible Crackheads.'" |
| Thursday, October 1st, 2009 |
2:14 pm
[mister_romantic]
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In my child development class
Teacher: Now, does anybody know what Maria Montessori's deep, dark secret was? Middle aged guy (in an Austin Powers voice): ... she was a man, baby! |
| Sunday, September 27th, 2009 |
4:36 pm
[mister_romantic]
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Outside Philz, 18th & Noe
Adorable early 20s gay guy: "I like my men like I like my imported Coca Cola bottles: HECHO EN MEXICO." |
| Friday, September 11th, 2009 |
7:03 pm
[lnghnds]
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| Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 |
9:08 pm
[castrowoof]
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Mitchell's Ice Cream. San Jose & 29th St
Overheard at Mitchell's Ice Cream while waiting outside for our number to be called. A lady with huge tits announced the following to all whom would listen: "While at the Sacramento State Fair my boobs got manhandled not once but twice by the goats in the petting zoo"Talk about heavy petting!! Current Mood: amused |
| Friday, August 28th, 2009 |
6:08 pm
[bellacantare]
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On Sacramento @ Davis street
"But then they'll know I'm a gold digger." Blond twenty-something female to her brunette twenty-something friend. Wish I would've heard the beginning of that. Current Mood: amused |
| Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 |
8:14 pm
[zoombinilover]
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Powell Street Station Announcement
Around 6:15 pm on Monday. "Did anyone at Powell Street Station leave their lettuce on the gate? Did anyone at Powell Street Station leave their lettuce on the gate? Someone left their lettuce . . . Or maybe it was spinach on the gate. Someone's missing their produce. Come and get it." x-posted to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=92.1) sf_muni |
| Monday, June 29th, 2009 |
7:14 pm
[goldie_banks]
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Richmond-Milbrae Bart approx 1:30 am
Some guy, ranting to his poor friend for a good 30 minutes while we waited for the last train to fill. "But I mean, you can't like date yourself, or else I totally would!" "Okay, do you have any drugs? Because I'm so fucking bored right now I would consider doing coke for the first time just to keep things interesting" "So I was reading cosmopolitan online..." (followed by an anecdote about his ex-girlfriend.) |
| Thursday, May 28th, 2009 |
9:01 pm
[mister_romantic]
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| Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 |
12:14 am
[mister_romantic]
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| Friday, May 22nd, 2009 |
5:50 pm
[razor_dolly]
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gone postal
this morning in the post office a small angry chinese woman was yelling at the teller because the teller wouldnt accept her letter with chinese stamps on it. angry woman: "...well... arent you... interested in seeing postage from other countries?!?!?!!" teller: "im sorry mam. it doesnt work like that here. youll have to buy some stamps." angry woman: "you're rude!!!" teller: "mam, i am not rude. i have a lot of customers that work with me all the time and they think im pleasant." angry woman: "they dont know you, youre just a clerk!!" other (now angry) woman in line: "shes very nice!!! i come in here all the time and shes always very nice to me!" another (also now angry) woman in line: "yeah! shes nice!" angry woman glares at the women in line, and then buys stamps and throws them at the teller leaving her change on the counter and stalking out the door. teller: "mam would you like to put the stamps on your letter?" angry woman: "thats YOUR job!" awesome. |
